I have a deli in the Hamptons, and we see them occasionally in the Summer. A cashier of mine asked Naomi for a picture with her when she was with her infant - she had no makeup on, had just had her baby, and was not her usual stunningly beautiful self. She smiled and agreed, and when I found out I told my cashier to…

And I’ll be there to pick up the pieces with Liev...crazy or no. He did grow up in the most insane manner so you can only expect so much!

I see your Baroness Schraeder and raise you a Super Nanny, as Naomi is one of the very few people in the world I would gladly agree to stay home and raise the kids for. Don’t worry, you can be there to console her when my One True Love Queen Natalie Dormer walks into my life and I inevitably leave Naomi for a younger…

Get in line. Should Naomi and Liev ever head for Splitsville, I’ll be waiting for her with open arms.

He should be in that Pixels movie since he's the human manifestation of the cheating AI in NBA JAM

Pierce’s shot woulda been in time if Wall hadn’t Dougie’d that one time a few years back...

I don’t have any major-celebrity encounters but some weird good ones, James MacArthur (the original Danno from Hawaii 5-0) was a neighbor of my grandparents in Waikiki and occasionally while on his daily walk he’d have a chat with my grandfather.

I was working as a volunteer in a film festival, which enabled me to meet a bunch of celebrities. I was talking with two other volunteers just after the festival officially closed in the hallway outside the repurposed hotel conference rooms/theater. Matthew Modine came in with a friend/associate of his and seemed to…

John Waters used to hang out a lot at a now-closed bar in New York. Like he was a fixture, and you were almost guaranteed to see him there. So charming, so open and friendly, everyone (me included) adored him. And the funny thing was all these people, it wasn’t, “Oh my God, you’re John Waters, I love your work, can I…

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

Yes she wrote the copy for Belle Jolie but it was Freddy Rumsen and Donald Draper that presented it to the client because at the time she was still just a secretary. It wasn’t until later that she had the side project to work on the “female weight loss device”.

I don’t have much to add, because this is great, but I will say this: I was really struck by the fact that, in facing down her death, Betty showed more of a level head, less selfishness, and more maturity than she had ever had before. It made me so sad and so proud of her, in a way. I just thought she was showing true…

Geena Davis

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

I didn’t feel like getting into a whole thing about Megan, and the above video is quick and to the point, but you’re right.

32. Diana the waitress

Megan, next to last??? that’s utter BS. She was incandescent. One word: Zou Bisou Bisou.

This is a good list.