If he wins he should invite Wawrinka to join him in the post-match interview and then when the interview starts tell Stan to get lost like the loser he is.

Didn’t he also get into a surprisingly long, totally uninteresting debate last night with Mendoza over his courageous contention that tall pitchers are better than not-tall pitchers, because Randy Johnson? Although Maddux and Martinez (among others) might want to have a word with A-Rod about that.

Mine is more targeted. It’s an ad for vomit. 

A robot batter would’ve swung at and hit the pitch that Justin Turner slept through to end the game on a called strike that was clearly a strike. Let the players play position defense but let’s have robot batters and pitchers so all ball/strike calls will be 100% accurate. If the robot batter swings, it must’ve been a…

Exactly. Not to mention, as this post above so perfectly illustrates, all the pain and trouble experienced by friends and family member caretakers who didn’t get the applause and accolades. 

Yeah, reads like Russian NFL bots.

Green is an attorney, a writer, a former commentator, valedictorian, father, husband, wealthy, well-educated, and 55 years old. He coaches youth football (but says he wouldn’t want his own son to play defense, for whatever that’s worth). He knows better. I can give him credit for staying positive in the face of an…

He said he had no regrets. He didn’t say he never cringed. 

Last night 60 Minutes had a story about Tim Green, ex-NFLer and writer who’s battling ALS, and it was a little infuriating to see him say the cheers from the fans 20 or 30 years ago make it worth losing 20 years of his life now. He’s obviously free to believe whatever he wants, but it does so much damage to other…

“The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.”

Somewhere Dwayne Haskins is smiling nervously and saying to his agent, “That won’t happen to me, right?” And when his question is met with stony silence, his leg starts twitching uncontrollably and he shouts, “Right?” Silence.

All I know is, the entire AV Club commentariat was dying to know how QT’s retirement plans affected Arcanium Five. And now we know. 

I’m betting Stephen Ross’s next press release will say that if Kenny Still believes in justice and equality as much as Ross does, he should stand up and show that he disagrees with the President by attending the fundraiser and donating $250,000 to his re-election campaign. 

And only a fucking dumbbell would work for you after reading your stupid comment. Dipshit.

You may have a fair point but, tbh, I always took my own grey-ing as a protective act, like they were saying, “You’re not going to want to be part of this shitshow.” Not because I’m always right about everything (though I am) or because my comments are all excellent (though they are), but because the mods just thought…

You’re very lucky that you’ll never have to read the Splinter comment section again. Seeing it today for the first time in a while is a nice reminder that it makes the comments on the Daily Mail website seem logical and articulate. 

Hollywood relies too much on remakes.

All fair points. I would only ask: Is Cliff really the protagonist? He’s not drawn like a protagonist. He’s a good friend, a sidekick, carries Rick’s load, gets mad because Rick’s car is damaged. It seems like the story is Rick’s (and, by cultural association) Sharon’s. Remember, Rick isn’t dazzled by living next to…

I’m not the arbiter of your taste in films, but as your comments corrode and slide into intellectual laziness, I’m happy to help you course correct and get back on track. Disliking “Once...” is not a license to offer weak lessons in the narrative arts without being challenged. At this point I’m definitely not trying…

“I hate ‘Don Quixote’ because Sancho Panza is not ambitious!”