Charles Rocket, Denny Dillon, Ann Risley, Laurie Metcalf, season 6.

He should call Dakota Johnson and trade towing tales:

Thanks. Mostly, though, I wanted to help others avoid it because, really, I’m a people person.

Pitchers and catchers report in 117 days.

I know some insensitive commenters might be tempted to repeat the lie that Sonny Bono had to ski into a tree just to get away from Mary Bono while the USAG got rid of her with a single tweet, but that would be mean, and not at all funny. So let’s all commit right now that none of us will say that.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Well, at least Machado was running. That’s not a given, no matter what base he’s going for.

Not that it mattered on that home run, but have the Dodgers ever considered adding a major league catcher to their team through the draft or a trade? Seems like they should have one.

You gotta wear shades...

Or Sinatra’s ‘New York, New York’ for Aaron Judge. 

So, did this Chuck Johnson ever shit on the floor of his college dorm before he started shitting on Twitter? Just asking. For a friend. Not trying to stir things up. 

It’s fake. Paraphrasing his quote, “Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.” About the RAF during the Battle of Britain.

To quote Churchill, “Never have so many known so little about so much while getting paid to pontificate on the public airwaves.”

...calling Flores a cockroach, a teenage girl, an idiot, an unprofessional child, and “soft as pudding,”

They won’t get inducted, but nice to see both Todd Rundgren and Roxy Music have been nominated for the dumb R&R HOF.

I’m so mad that I messed up my second reply. Needed a lower-case “happy.” I fixed it but still mad.

To be fair, neither was happy.

Wow, I never knew Megan Marshack was a kinja commenter! Hey, how’s it going?

Kurt Cousins and I can’t wait for Bruce Allen to start referring to his team’s QB as “Alexis Smith”.

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