If you can’t think of a worse person than Lance Armstrong, you need to get out more. That’s such a silly comment to make: “I can’t think of a worse guy...” You’re just not trying.

Someone will try, for sure. Sky is a solid, reliable team, and it’s probably hard to poach from them without a great offer. 

Bernal is a beast. What is he, 21 years old? He may end up being what fellow Colombian Nairo Quintana was always supposed to be, though I’m not sure how Sky will position him.

It’s funny how there can be so much news that ultimately results in no news.

I thought that disease was something that only happened to baseball pitchers when they were “17-year old children.”

Haha, it’s not like he was ending a Sunday park ride. He hit a wall, physically and psychologically as he knew he was being chased by a better rider. It’s a cruel sport. 

Why would he do that? These tweets were already known and public when Heyman was refusing to acknowledge them and spending his time twitter-fighting with people telling him he should respond to or delete his original tweet. He wasn’t mad at himself or Hader. He was mad at and spending his one arguing with people for…

Nobody’s perfect...

I like this guy’s reply:

He literally said he didn’t know what was in the tweets but assumed they were rap lyrics and whatnot. 

Is Jon Heyman also 17 years old?

Are we sure the cop-caller isn’t Sasha Baron Cohen doing a story for his new show?

I didn’t mean to say he couldn’t not have done anything other than something not unlike what some might hesitate to not refer to as never not resembling what can’t be described as not being treason. I just meant to say he is not not a traitor to his country.

This is Papa John’s explaining things to Papa John:

You literally just put Angelos and Snyder in the same sentence.

Dog bites sideline reporter. 

Haha, you seem mad. For a self-anointed “Trump lackey,” I mean. For the record, I didn’t call you that. I just think you’re an enemy of the free press and a fetishist for authoritarians and violence.

I believe auto-correct messed up your comment in a couple of spots, so in the interest of accuracy I’ve repaired the typos that most obviously misrepresented your point of view. I didn’t fix the suspiciously awkward grammar because maybe you’re just a rebel that way. Anyway, don’t thank me. Just happy to help so other…

I wonder if Elon Musk can fix treason with an autonomous scooter that can tell you whether or not the food you’re holding is or is not a hot dog. 

Haha, he’s a pos. Everybody in Baltimore knows that. As for the O’s, remember when he fired Jon Miller and Davey Johnson for not kissing his ass enough? Good times.