“I never spent the night with her. There’s no proof. There can’t be because we never did anything.”

They all did surprisingly well. Not sure you could find that many people at a Super Bowl who could name a previous Super Bowl winner.

“We have nothing to hide. We’re willing to co-operate in any way to solve this and figure it out, and prove that it wasn’t us.”

The Sharks should change their name to the San Jose Libertarians.

They grow up fast in Saskatoon.

This thread sort of indicates this is only one among many bizarre things going on with that Ottawa team. It’s like 4 tweets long. Apparently, they’re sort of the Washington Redskins of Canada.

You’re just dumb and proud of it.

You live in a repressed, unhealthy, sanctimonious, inconsequential world. I sure hope you don’t have any sisters or daughters or wives or mothers or female friends. They don’t deserve to have you passing judgment on how they choose to live their own lives because you’re mad that a fictional character has a healthy sex…

Haha, that’s a dumber comment than your first dumb comment. You’re a sad prude who judges non-existent people for enjoying their sex lives. It would be funny if it wasn’t so hilarious.

If this is how they practice, it’s hard to see them winning a World Cup. They’ll need to put more oomph into their kicks.

The more you watch and the older you get, I’m sure a lot of the ways other people find pleasure and meaning in their lives seem ripe for you to pass judgment on.

I love how Hugh Hewitt thinks that Trump admitting he won’t admit anything if this doesn’t work out is ‘candor’. This isn’t even the “I am going to eat you” comic from the New Yorker. This is admiring someone’s “honesty” for saying, “I will probably lie to you.”

This was before 8am...

Why didn’t anyone else make a move after Restoring Hope faded? This theory makes no sense. All these poor, cheated, boxed-in sure things couldn’t even finish second in a field of 10. So, of course, they also couldn’t finish first. The reason you pay a jockey is to figure out how to ride under different conditions and…

Seems unnecessary since Jeff Flake is already serving as a powerful counter-weight to Trump in the Senate.

I would just say it’s not ‘illegal’ to do what Geroux and Restoring Hope did, even in the least generous reading of it. I can see where it may have been frustrating for the other riders. But they just had to adjust their strategies, and for whatever reasons they didn’t.

Again, forget Justify. They didn’t even beat Gronkowski. Was he in on it, too? Justify isn’t Secretariat, but he was the best, strongest horse on the track on Saturday.

The race was a mile and a half. If anyone could’ve caught Justify, they would’ve caught him. [side note: if any of these other horses had invented Facebook, they would’ve invented Facebook.] I mean, Gronkowski made the best run at him, for crying out loud. The others had every chance to at least beat Gronkowski, but…