He’s taking it everywhere, including when he hails a cab.

Not many teams in history have enjoyed their championship as much as the Capitals. Oshie buying Djoos a Djoos t-shirt off the back of a fan outside their practice arena is a classic. And, they gave the fan a replacement shirt.

That’s mean. It’s actually a drawing I made of the Grand Central Station at sundown.

I’ve never had to. Like, I initially thought you seemed like a dumb douchebag. Then I read your comment and realized I was right!

It was never close.

Your comment, however, is just fascinating. And so original! Please tell us more.

The Rockets lost. And as much as Rockets fans like to delude themselves, that series was never close. Which is fine. Nothing wrong with a little delusion in sports fandom. Just don’t get all hurt about the fact that most people know you’re delusional. It was always only a matter of time before the GSW decided to win 4…

You would make a great GM for any high school team in a town with a population under 10,000.

This is true. She really did take every opportunity in interviews around the time of the release of her self-titled record to shit all over the people who had bought her first three records.

The biggest surprise is that no one has kicked the shit out of Zaza Pachulia, just for the hell of it. Pachulia has 2 rings, because that’s how justice works in our universe.

Nature kids.

Wow. I did not see that coming. The Cavs must be devastated. This series looked like it was theirs to lose. But the NBA playoffs are just one surprise after another.

Such a nice remembrance. I’m a big fan of Stewart’s ‘Cheekbone Hollows’ EP, and believed at the time that it had the potential to point to a great future for him and his music. It’s still one of top-5 favorite releases of the decade. Saw them open for Cat Power at the 930 Club and remember describing the band and…

The victory party is underway above Don Tito’s in Clarendon, apparently.

Don’t know if you know the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington, but I used to live near here. Cracks me up that this is where they’re having a victory party they could be having for free in any restaurant in the DC metro area:

It’s interesting to wonder what they could get for Ovi if they wanted to build around Kuznetsov instead. But I think Ovechkin is the face of the franchise at this point, so I’m not sure they would entertain a trade unless he wanted to move somewhere else.

Idk, but there’s going to be more pressure than ever on the Wizards and the Nationals to show what they’ve learned from watching a team that’s just not satisfied with simply getting to the post-season. How many Scherzers are there on the Nats? Are there any Ovechkin-esque leaders on the Wizards? Can’t the DOJ indict…

Giuliani’s going to have a hot take on that fan’s character tomorrow.

So great to see this actually happen, especially without OT, without needing a Game 6, with goals from Ovechkin and DSP and Eller — that Eller goal was unbelievable as he found himself somehow behind Fleury and facing an open net and a puck just sitting there. The massive crowds in downtown DC. The handshake line is…