wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

They don’t own enough land to feed their own cattle? They shouldn’t be in the ranching business in the first place then. Just like the jackasses who try to run fitness boot camps in public parks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She actually had a Complex Migraine. With a “complex migraine” symptoms can include weakness, loss of vision, or difficulty speaking in addition to a headache – often mimicking a stroke.

Stories please!!

I only saw it for the first time when I posted that and instantly felt like Sean Connery on Jeopardy. “I’ll take art is anal for $200, Alex.”

What I got from the Quartz article and a couple others (what can I say, I find the interplay between hipster marketing and actual quality interesting) is that they originally were using Valrhona which is why it was so much better in the early days. Now they’re using some unspecified beans and doing a crap job of it.

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

Who gives a shit? He made that statement based off a trailer, followed by his own self-aggrandizement (which is patently absurd), and he was a creepy, lecherous freak trying to get nudes of an actress. I don’t care how many posts he writes in a day. It’s not even remotely the measure of a person.

Attractive?

This guy is not even moderately attractive, and certainly nothing like the way he describes himself. Everything he wrote (as well as apparently thinking there was s chance she’d ever give him the time of day, later) reeks of deluded entitlement. She’s so out of his league physically, it’s ludicrous.

Is he literally actually asserting that, based in her looks, nobody, male or female, has ever had a crush on or been in a serious relationship with Amy Schumer, the person? I think that could easily be refuted. But In mostly wish JLaw would shoot him through the eye with a flaming arrow. It would only help his…

It's a tale as old as time: women always think they look worse than they do, and men always think they look better than they do.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is a photo of Jeffrey Wells. Straight men are so delusional.

Wow.

This dude could keep this coffee cup full.