It's easy to say that now, but remember you don't play the game on paper. There's a reason we have a full 68-entry Worst Bracket Ever Bracket.

I give a shit. The got to march in the opening and closing ceremonies and were televised and discussed by the NBC announcers during the first night of Olympic coverage. And they didn't even bother to compete. That's outrageous.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

Nightmare Bear eating it.

And his wife. Oh, how gloriously perfect his wife is for him:

"In Soviet Russia...bathroom"
"In Soviet Russia....elevator"

Feel the rhythm... Feel the rhyme... Get on up... It's time to move to a new fucking hotel.

Doesn't Greece always finish first in the opening ceremony? So, if we know in advance that it's fixed and Greece is going to win the gold medal in opening ceremony, why bother to watch at all, live or delayed?

"I can see them from my house!"

Just ask Ukrainians about Dangerous Russian Face Water.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

Goddess!

She is amazing. Not just as an actress, but I am talking superficially just in terms of beauty. Utterly amazing.

But if you look at the composition as a whole, she is front and center, and compared to the others, she's posing alone, standing up straight, wearing a stand-out color, etc. Very strongly placed in the whole picture, even if she's not on the left third. When you pull it out your eye goes immediately to her.

OH LUPITA!!!!!!!!! That gold is stunning, mesmerizing darling!

She looks like some sort of gorgeous statue, I love how you can see her muscle tone under the dress.

RIGHT

Hint at Oscar statue?

Stunning!