Guys, these teams have to nickle and dime their employees. It's just a well-known fact that NFL football is just not a very profitable business.

Wow, you don't realize how dehumanized these cheerleaders are until you see that they are named after their goddamn uniform.

One of the many unfortunate offshoots of this situation is now Peyton Manning will be the "great white hope" of so many racists out there and he's done nothing wrong that he deserves to be associated with that sort of thing.

I love the guy, he's an ideal athlete for anyone who doesn't believe children should truly have athletic idols to base their entire moral code around.

I would love to say Sherman comes off as articulate and well-spoken in this interview, but that would be racist. I would love to say his actions were frowned upon according to the majority, but that would be racist. I would love to say he's an idol to urban youth in an untraditional way, but that would be racist.

I don't care what anybody says. That guys fucking cool.

From her description, I expect the only place she could safely conceal herself is in a Bond film.

Ibragimova is described as having a 10 centimeter scar across the left cheek, a pronounced limp, and a stiff left arm that doesn't bend at the elbow.

Hey. I'm an old person. I'll probably resent that after I find my trifocals and teeth. Thank you.

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You should probably try reading the linked article, then. :P

But if it's invisible how will people know that I'm wearing a $500 item on my person? Fail.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

"A stitch in time, saves nine"

"Fuck the Browns."

I lived in Colorado for 25 years and I've never heard of those bullshit cookies. I can only assume that they are eaten exclusively by disgusting, rich white people from Aspen.

@antope you don't really believe that shit do you?

Gun owner, deer hunter here. Fuck this puke and any other of the "great white hunter" crowd that like jetting off to Africa to kill something like this.

You can't possibly believe, no matter how beefy your arsenal, that you'd have any sorta impact in an armed conflict w/ the US military. How are people so delusional to think that this is actually a thing??