Hiram eating his Doritos is officially the best and most ridiculous thing on this show. I don’t even know what happened after that, Alice Cooper found Jimmy Hoffa or something, not sure, I kind of blacked out.

Or they gave consent under weird circumstances. I think the best example is the Louie CK thing, where he did ask if he could whip his dick out and people said yes. But because the ask was so strange in context and because he was a comedian, they assumed he was joking. Or sometimes someone said yes to one thing, things…

So this is a nitpick semantic thing that I think is still worth picking. “Requesting sexual favors.” Isn’t a favor by definition transactional? If you are just asking to have sex with someone, than it’s asking for consent. If you believe in your mind that it’s a favor, then I think it reveals there is something else…

Yes! I was pretty drunk when I saw it in theaters (Alamo Drafthouse) but I almost teared up when I saw it and it sticks with me to this day. To be on the cusp of 40 watching an old Luke and Yoda literally burn down what is no longer serving them...man. I love it. Love, love, love it. There were a few other great…

Honestly, Disney might have been better off remaking the prequels outright. They have good bones, and they are bleak as hell without offending anyone because we all know it works out in the end (kinda). There are loads of people who could tell that story well.

As nonsensical as this all still was, there was an instant sense of grounding in them all being actual adults now. At no point during the freewheeling homages and dream sequences and insane statements meant to be explanations did anyone have to pause and say, “But the SATs.” For some reason, the high school setting…

Wanda rolling credits to end an argument was my favorite visual gag in recent memory.

One word: Tontine.

Rise of Skywalker at least allows whatever inherent charisma the cast has shine through. The prequels are the only films in history that made Samuel L. Jackson seem dull. 

I think Spiderman works in the MCU as the cartoons shown before the main feature or like the sorbet between courses. They are kinda weightless but I do find them enjoyable. I get why it might be frustrating if Spiderman is your fav but we still have the Raimi movies. I think everyone recognizes (now, at least) that…

Weren’t the Sabrinas burried in the cemetary that brings people back to life? Did the cemetary lose that ability in one of the earlier seasons?

It was particularly egregious for her to ignore Zelda in pretty much the very next scene, in the very next episode after her bullshit was revealed to potentially destroy the entire cosmos...and it wasn’t even really necessary. Like that scene could have happened exactly as written without Zeldas warning and it would…

That was one of the sleepiest renditions of that song I’ve ever heard, including Sheryl Crowes. The bit where the prom queen returns to strike vengeance upon the band during the bridge could have been really bad ass, at least visually, but was a wet fart.

I was amused that the witch community seems *really* into Radio Ga Ga. Like Radio Ga Ga is to witches as Sweet Caroline is to people from Boston.

She got a bit taller and slimmer in later seasons but to me, it didn’t read as a change that happened as a result of a focus group or anything. I’ve known so many people who had “baby” fat that just kind of stretched when they had a growth spurt. What I loved about it in She-Ra is that it was never commented on one…

Vexing. I’m very vexed.

Every time I hear the word “prank” in relation to a grown ass man in a workplace, I cringe. I think Oh Hello properly buried the entire concept. Too Much Tuna is exactly as funny as any prank executed, which of course is a little funny but mostly confusing and weirdly aggressive. If you are an adult pulling a prank,…

Uncut Gems is the only movie I can recall where I felt a palpable sense of relief at the end of the film. I think I actually said, “Thank God,” out loud in the theater. I just needed him to stop. Stop talking, stop ruining his life for no reason, just stop. I related very much to the goons in that moment.

The characters on the page are pretty bland (even in the books) but were cast perfectly. Would Ellie Satler have made an impression with anyone other than Laura Dern in the role? We'll never know, but she is absolutely a feminist icon and single handedly made the color combo of salmon and blue a power flex. In my…

But why would he even need that insider knowledge? In the timeline where the end of the world occurs in 2019, Kennedy was shot. So why the hell would preventing Kennedy from being shot be the thing that STOPS the end of the world in 1963? Which is the new thing? I can accept that Diego would be obsessed with it. He is…