I’m sure I’ll eventually get my hands on a C5 and mod it, but I don’t think I’ll ever be joining anything..

They’re like “Semi-cleaned up” versions of Harley clubs.

It’s okay guys, I PLANNED to break down today!

Yeah, no. I’m just gonna keep mine if that’s alright with everybody.

No disagreement here, haha.

If Rob Lowe, Denis Leary and a young Martin Sheen somehow had a child together...

I had to spend 10 seconds staring at that picture just to make sure he wasn’t some sort of circus-performer with his legs practically spread-eagle.

The chair arms are deceiving.

Also: This man is some sort of Rob Lowe/Denis Leary hybrid.

I was following this thread on /r/Cars subreddit yesterday and it was just full-on assault.

Listening to this was so perfectly horrible hardly anyone could believe it was true, EXCEPT for the fact that nearly *all* of us have met at least one or two guys like this at car shows before.

The mind boggles.

It feels like Ricky Bobby should’ve said that.

....and now I’m thirsty.

Ha! Joke’s on them, my Miata doesn’t even HAVE an airbag!

(Although I *did* have to get the Takata unit in my Honda Element’s steering wheel replaced via the recall)

As the employee of a premium/boutique-level detailing product company: HOW DAAAAARE YOU!

Truth be told: Brushless/Touchless automated washes aren’t that bad, but understanding car care the way I do now, anything with a brush now makes my skin crawl.

Still, all a car wash is going to do is wash the dirt off and…

I’m just curious to know what their reason for denying him was.

The styling here works in a way that the Veyron never really did for me.

I laughed when I crossed paths with one of these a couple weeks ago. Up until that point I had forgotten that Jeep had even made that thing, but as soon as I drove next to it, all those memories of laughing at it on Jalopnik when it came out came racing back.

As a former-owner, (but still a current fan) of the Subaru SVX, I’m with you on the TC: Those things were just...no.

The water magnet is certainly a good towel, but you can do even better with something like a Dry Me A River Jr, Edgeless Avalanche or Pluffle from http://www.TheRagCompany.com

The water magnet is certainly a good towel, but you can do even better with something like a Dry Me A River Jr,…

I loved them in that muted green color because the general shape always reminded me of a Warthog from Halo, haha.

Oh Lordy, that 550 GTC...

It’s no secret I have a serious thing for those damn M-Powered clown-shoes...

Oh snap, the amount of drool...