Silly MT, don't they know it already exists?

Done and done!

I loved the digital display because it always reminded me of trying to launch my F-14 off an aircraft carrier while playing the NES

Flat-Six disease. The only cure is....more Flat-Six.

you more-or-less described the joy that came with my first car, a '94 SVX LSi AWD in Laguna Blue.

Even when it isn't running, I can still keep the heap in my driveway looking good with some kickass microfiber towels and the patience to realize good things don't just happen overnight.

My Honda Element seems to fit that bill much better than most SUVs you see on the road today....so much room inside! It's the closest thing I could get to a reliable, modern version of a VW Bus.

I've all over that trailhawk, despite feeling cheated due to the lack of diesel power....that said, an SRT-4 version of this would be bonkers.

Anytime I mention the Renegade to somebody and show them a pic of the trailhawk version, giddy at how badass it looks, they think it looks stupid and somehow come out comparing it to the Juke. (Which I love for it's dune-buggy-ish quirky looks)

No RWD? No care.

Even Toyota figured that out from the get-go with Lexus.

Poor fat Taurus. :(

The next person to suggest an EcoBoost F-150 when I ask that question will be strangled without hesitation.

I was totally with you until you got to Lincoln...they try giving great, (Ford) products new fascias, then tack 10 grand onto the sticker and somehow they become worse for it.

Oh my god it's internet famous now! I used to see this thing all the time during my afternoon commute up Glenwood, but it's been awhile since I last saw it.

I still enthusiastically welcome this method of public-scrutiny.

SPOILER ALERT: They're not.

While neck & neck with Alabama, they still hold the coveted "We're not Florida" -position.

Somewhere along this Journey via Caravan, an innocent will "pay the price" and we'll have no choice but to Avenger.

Hey, Dealers:

A sheet of 180-grit sandpaper is cheaper than a good microfiber towel, but that doesn't mean I'd wash my car with it.