...now if only VAG could re-learn out how to make something reliable...

My god...

Whatever it is you're on....I want some.

Chinese-produced items at Harbor freight work just as well as the products from other countries & outlets....for the first three months.

Wow, fair point....it's even more anonymous than I remember!

Turn the time machine forward about 7 years to reach 2005 and you'll have found your destination.

I reserve final judgement until I drive one, of course, but the most positive thing I can say is that it's not as ugly as the previous version, and while it doesn't appear to have become less bloated, it looks like it wears its weight better this time around.

Poetry in motion, nothing cruel or unusual about it, although I wouldn't be opposed to turning into a slightly more brief version of "The Truman Show"

Cause of Death: Affluenza

A very fair point, they were never well-regarded for sipping fuel politely,

I can't be the only one here who thought of this immediately?

I say this from a place of love for the brand, but:

Goddamn, apart from my old SVX and the BRZ, the 4th Gen Legacy GT is my favorite Subaru ever made. (Honorable mention to the BRAT trucklet w/ T-Tops)

Oooh, nice!

Dude. Sweet.

Hands down the best car I've ever owned, and now anytime I think about it and regret selling it, I'm going to picture the Doge Shiba sticking its fat, furry face out of the half-window.

In terms of averages I'm certain you're right on the money: the MK IV's are handsome cars, but ultimately a headache. I just chose '92 because a friend of mine owned a '92 Corrado I lusted-after...until I found out just how much crap he had to fix...it was obscene. Even the windows had trouble staying in their damn…

Even with the standard bad "Acting" -face acting, and cheeseball soundtrack, it still felt like such a fucking badass call-to-action that I actually willfully suspended my disbelief and enjoyed the shit out of it.