All I have to say is damn, that's awesome.
SO not cool.
Well I think I may have simplified the reason i've heard a little too much.
SO NOT COOL.
It is sort of a pain for my dad when he has to pull the entire 3rd row up out of the floor and leave it in the garage when he wants to go haul stuff with his 8.1L Beast of a 2001 Suburban 2500.
Same reason Cadillac makes their headlights stream all the way up the hood/fender now:
I live in southern idaho and I've seen at least 20 or so in the last month, only 5 or 6 of which had dealer plates, the rest were registered & everything already.
I actually agree with all the points you've made, and actually liked the edited sample you provided, I was just providing an alternative take on your alternative take, haha.
Right there with ya, buddy.
Oh my god.
All fine and well, except now the Concept "C" has become the Concept "7" and the greenhouse side-glass looks like a decidedly-anonymous Jaaag XK8 Coupe from the late 90's.