People having fun with cars in a way that isn’t unsafe is good actually.

I mean. Okay? Seems pretty pointless when it’s not even in a Lexus SC430 and has a complete custom exhaust and modified for track use. That really doesn’t mean there’s “untapped potential” in the SC430. 

Twitter may make comparisons between the new WRX and tail lights off of old Civics, Accords, or Kias, but none of those brands have ever made a tail light as interesting as these.

 i think Jose mostly told us he didn't know much about suspension. I'm not sure he told us anything about the tundra. 

What a weird take. I mean, 1455 ish lbs is a really good number for an off-road trim. It’s more than a Raptor, it’s more than a TRX, it’s not that far off from a power wagon (non-tradesman)

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

Why are you being so mean?

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

So pre-2010 ESPN stuff isn’t the benchmark for post-2010 ESPN stuff then?

...care to explain?

If someone has a real suggestion as to how to get NK to simmer down, without any loss of life, I’d love to hear it.

Otherwise, facing the reality that NK is going to kill some certain number of people at some certain point in the future requires us to decide whether those casualties are on our terms or on Kim Jong…

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

That’s the job of Led Zeppelin guitarists.

Books. You need to be writing Books.

You know what’d be awesome, and I’m sure someone’s said this before.
- Journalist suggest Nice Price or Crack Pipe car
- Audience actually votes, not just comments
- Jalopnik gives money to journalist to buy absurd car
- Journalist must run car for a minimum of six months as daily, and create regular social media content…

Are we seriously doing this? Are we seriously going to engage in this vapid, smug, equivocating exercise to tell everyone how woke we are?

This is a bad take

(runs to room, slams door, flings self on bed, sobbing)