I remember reading someone compare Michael Bay as a director in film to the painted art world, where artists like Picasso or Dali (it’s been years since I saw the comparison so forgive me if someone finds it and I’m way off) were over the top/eccentric/etc. and not necessarily a favorite when compared to the more “trad…

What’s truly rare, is an article worth reading here anymore. I mean, jesus fucking christ this is just sloppy, but you got my click, so congrats. Pictures of the features would have been at least a shitty consolation prize.

Thankfully EM didn’t write this article, otherwise it’d be some commentary about how the car jacker fell on hard times and deserved access to the Audi because the owner had insurance.

“They are right that I do need to have the tires rotated, but there is not a reality in which I will give someone $80 to do that” - Erik Shilling.

This is not a new sentiment by any means and certainly not unique. Not sure why I’m even writing a reply at this point because this site has jumped the shark 10x over and though the same complaints have been echoed before, I’ll just still yell into the void (and be the “back in my day” guy), especially a day later…

Basically do what ICON did with the ‘96 Caprice, but in a ‘99 Bonneville. Big engine, RWD, upgraded interior/gauges, etc.

I was in an intersection on green waiting to make an unprotected left turn, when the lights went yellow then red for the E-W traffic. I went to clear the intersection and finish the left since the N-S traffic was getting ready to go. An unmarked cop car with lights and sirens off blew through on a very much red signal…

Goddamn, that’s something special.

Mid-Engined Corvette! Someone is bound to be correct after ~50 years.

But I thought millenials killed car culture?

Goddamn that was entertaining to read.

1. Fall

Torch, next task for you is to figure out the year of the Beetle is in the Long Road to Ruin music video:

Nay to you I say!

It’s going to take me an hour to finish the article because I keep scrolling back up to look at derpy lil Andy holding his torn book.

Those comment bubbles on the diagram read like some sort of Raph fever dream.

You’re god damn right I would be.

Nah, I’m just a moron and my brain is shutting down today.

If I had “fuck you” money, I’d get one of these, and higher a driver to take me around the country just to see everything. National Parks, cities I’ve never been to, visit family and friends. Just enjoy being driven in the car and hang out. I’m sure there’s more luxurious ways to go about that plan, but whatever.

Eh, just recognize that if the plane breaks apart and comes plummeting back to earth doing its best Hindenburg impression, you’ll probably be dead before hitting the ground. And if not, the hundreds of tons of aluminum and fuel that turns you and your fellow passengers into a bbq via MASSIVE fireball should finish you…