Oh god being told I can’t drink anymore sounds terrifying. At this point I exercise like a madman mainly to try and offset whatever damage I’m doing to my body as a result of drinking. I’m in my mid thirties and had my vitals checked fully expecting a “you’re fucked” response from the doctor, but holy shit everything…

Ok, if Milwaukee is your idea of hell, then you are going to shit in your britches when you hear about Gary, Indiana.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

i just think they are tryin to show support but not kneeling which they may not be comfortable with in respect to the anthem and the flag. im not saying for myself kneelin is disrespectful, but they may feel that way but still want to show support.

And here’s the part where I let you down by telling you we’re doing it in podcast form. STOP GROANING.

My initial reaction would be to tell him he ought to be ashamed of this record, to take some pride in himself and work to get better. But coming from me, I doubt he’d listen. After all, who am I to Judge?

Hey, at least you have your very own downtown. That’s pretty amazing.

Can we get more cars that bleed the exterior color into the interior? Because I love the two-tone effect, and it would (hopefully) stop people from buying boring as shit color combos. Long live Burnt Rust Metallic!

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

You know there’s porn on the internet, right?

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

And the crowd goes mild.

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.

Threw me off because his mouth isn’t hanging open!

And then the British electricians hooked up the wiring harness without a multimeter.

You. You showed up first.

Oh, for fudge’s sake. Yet another writer who doesn’t understand lightning rods. An actual strike is the worst-case scenario. Lightning strikes should never actually occur when the rods get the job done perfectly. They function to prevent a large enough charge from building up on the structure to cause a strike to…

Despite BSS’s colorful antics, they haven’t been sued into oblivion with former managing editors and founders disgraced in a Florida courtroom.

You mock their readers and brush aside their contributors, but the site has weekly guests from multiple athletes, coaches, media personalities and celebrities. How many does…