Its always interesting to see whether the blatant favoritism to women overrides the blatant favoritism to blacks in stories like these.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

Yeah he should just make videos for free and starve. Fuck him!

I can’t fucking believe that I actually know what you’re talking about and agree with you. I even more can’t fucking believe I’m admitting this. Sensory memory is a weird-ass thing.

It’s like living your entire life knowing only Terriers and then suddenly discovering Dachshunds. What the fu…

Items on Joe Paterno’s latest expense report.

Part of me says “Get another job then”, part of me says “why are you sacrificing family moments for your job?”, and part of me says “learn to lift with better form, you’re working in manual labor, of course its hard on your body”. A very small part of me says “aww poor person”.

Counterpoint: dog is good and in fact, a very good boy yes he is.

Not with that attitude you won’t.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

This is fantastic, but I think the steel front end will probably make crash protection worse. Those aluminum pieces are probably designed to buckle in a specific way... not to mention it probably added a bit of weight.

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.

just set up a salad bar outside and get about 15 of us and he’ll give in right away

Nothing wrong here. Jokes are fun. Lighten up you fucking puritans.

Absolutely not.

Knock knock.

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