So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

we as a society aren’t putting him down... He made the decision to forfeit his right to life when he took two others in such a brutal fashion. That’s on him - not on me or society. I’ll probably be doing something really cool at the moment he’s dying.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?

You own a Jeep too?

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

(earlier in the day)