Oh, really?

University of Dayton grad??? Go Flyers!

That's nuts. Not as crazy as a 13 second NASCAR stop, but still, that's some serious precision and teamwork there.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

How quick does he need to sell it?

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

“A brain can’t really be immobilized, so the usual treatment for a concussion is to keep mentally taxing tasks to a minimum.” ...so you wrote a few pieces for Gawker as part of your rehab?

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

I would have to say my favorite episode would be Alec Baldwin which I believe is from the first season. Not really surprising, but he is one funny SOB! Following very closely is the Brian Regan episode. Watch them both if you haven't already!

I hope they catch that thief Washington Football Team-handed.

Ask Jalopnik. They can convert that from Miatas I’m sure.

On the strength of this one editorial? Good. One thing I ask, and this is important, is for FTA going forward to please draw a stronger demarcation between reporting and editorial. The two have been mixed in equal measure in the style it’s been using so far. I would really like to see objective pieces with as little…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

He’s using them to remove the spring. Isn't that normal?

Potato salad needs to be number #2. Cornbread should move to #5 and kick white bread/rolls down to green salad. I mean wtf is green salad even doing on this list?

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

The fuck are you talking about? He said it was unexpected. That’s it. You must have that secret kinja portal that lets you read the minds of people when they comment, huh?

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme