Great. Now I cant ever tell anyone that I went to Dayton

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

Counterpoint:

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

1. Extra Toilet Paper

Great place to keep a baby, especially with the drain plug.

VWs have a similar “feature”

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

The British government only knows how to do humour

Well, our current selection of presidential candidates is a joke, so we’re getting there.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

I guess tastes are subjective because I’m a big fan of the Panamera since days one.

This man is a hero. All Lamborghinis should be subversive and awesome!

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

If you can get past the interior quality stuff, early Dodge Vipers are pretty bad ass. Ridiculously powerful and massive engines that will go down in history as some of the most insane post war displacement:size ratio vehicles ever made. And I think they’re unique, and cool looking. And I don’t even particularly like…

I understand a Z isn’t an M, but this has to be considered a BMW performance car.

fuck the haters I like TGUSA