Nah, this is more like the Titanic sinking at the dock with no one onboard.

I don’t disagree with you that our service men and women do not get the recognition they deserve for their sacrifices. I just don’t think that this police procession could really be considered “politics” or “scare tactics”, it’s just a case of a small community losing one of their own in a senseless act of violence. I…

How the Rockets became a disaster doesn’t matter as much as the fact that they are one, and nothing Tad Brown says can change that.

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

Lose-lose for this guy. He jumps in and takes a side, and he’s a violent offender. He stays back and does nothing, and he’s condoning violence. I think it’d just be better if it hadn’t been on camera.

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

...it’s RCR. Are you new?

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

Damn. I’m a dog person, but my condolences.

I have no opinion on the driving skills of former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson. However, if you’re talking about six-time NASCAR champion—including 5 consecutive titles—Jimmie Johnson...well, that seems a bit absurd.

Sometimes it takes a college player a year or so to learn the playbook. I think we can attribute this one to a great job by the coaching staff getting kids up to speed incredibly fast.

You don’t mess with the Juice. You’ve seen his work.

Race you...

When you remember that polar bears are dying from exhaustion due to melting ice

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

My daddy taught me how to drive a stick when I was five. He took me out to the lake, threw me in.....oh no, wait. That was swimming. It was actually pretty easy once I got out of the burlap sack.