Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I would save the deepest emotional level of pain and humiliation to the girl he violently assaulted, not sure him being left out of a picture equal it.

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Mortensen comes off as quite reasonable in those selected quotes, more so than I think he deserves. Here are his unedited claims, which paint a different picture.

My Wrangler had just over 1,000 miles on it when I scooped it up, and enough rattles to make you think it’d been around the Earth a couple times.

Just want to pop in and say that dismissing a car for not having a manual and then saying it reeks of self-importance is pretty ironic.

Wow, Clemente really flew under the radar.

What is a Raph?

This shit show will never end. I fucking love it at this point.

I still can't wrap my head around getting in a car without putting on your seatbelt.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

Let’s stop defining “race car” as strictly “circuit race cars,” and accept that race cars can be built for any number of purposes, whether the road ahead is perfectly straight and smooth or not a road at all.

The view is great and all, but I wouldn’t want to be up there regardless, just in case Josh Hamilton ever tries to toss me a baseball.

From the dictionary.com

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

He looks like Drew four minutes after his wife left him.

who?

It’s worse than just that.