Most public schools has police officers, even elementary schools. My school had a big lady named Officer Deborah. She was nice.

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

In these times of ever increasing wealth disparity, we are getting closer and closer to a repeat of the era of Oligarchic Robber-barons. As such, those megarich folks are in need of custom coach-built cars that truly set them apart from we peasants in our leased E-Class and 3-Series. They need more than just a Rolls…

2) Leaving

I have a shovel that does a similar trick, but it’s a shame that “OH GODDAMMIT OW THAT FUCKING HURT AND CHRIST MY BACK AND JESUS GARY QUIT LAUGHING THIS ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY” song never really took off.

Yes, the Corvette is a CP. But this post is about the Viper.

Yeah, but unlike Russell Wilson, I can masturbate. So there.

Thank God we didn’t have any of these around campus. I would have gotten in trouble for smashing them.

p.s. Go Flyers!

Headlight eyelashes.

Oh, and unlike the Nurburgring: The catch fence did its job. It kept a 3500lb 200mph car on the track.

The CR-Z.

When asked what advice she provided to the inmates before their escape, she replied “Don’t let them see you, Sweat”.

-urns!

Both body and interior look to be in fine shape, and that convertible top of which we spoke is newish, as are the tires, running boards and class II towing package.

Nice work, Mr. Woolley.

He fought nail for that award.

Wow, crazy flashbacks to high school.

Now where am I supposed to put my ballsack?

FIVE minutes? You don’t have to brag, dude.