Both women, who filed as Jane Does, have the same lawyer .

Is this what dunk highlight truthers do in the basketball offseason?

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

I’ll add my roast to the cannon in the form of some short thoughts:

Counterpoint: You are wrong to a degree that is borderline offensive.

June 30th: Trais walks into Road and Track morning meeting. “Hey guys I know this great platform we can use to run the website it’s called Kinja.

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I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

More like guy runs onto live track.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

NONE OF THOSE CARS ARE BROWN WAGONS.

That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

Mine has been posted before, so I’ll make is short. From this:

The one thing I hate most about myself is that I enjoy Entourage.

Does Ricky understand that $5,000 cash could buy him many iPads?
#moneycanbeexchangedforgoodsandservices

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Nope. Sorry. This is the wrongest answer.