Slow? Yes. Terrible gas mileage? Yep. Comfortable? Nope. Handling? Ha!

Game changer

For me it was the Acura TL. Went from this pretty great looking car:

Paul walker had a pretty awesome car collection, it was never flaunted and isn’t just the floyd mayweather collection of crazy exotics and super cars. Genuine car guy collection

Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

I’m no doctor, but if the poor guy’s in grave condition, the first thing I’d do is dig him back up.

Don’t piss yourself

“My wife has a handicapped equipped Sienna van and I have seen many vans and vehicles with various adaptations for disabled drivers. I have never seen one with the pedals switched. If anyone has any information as why someone would do this, please share in the comments.”

When I was growing up, a middle school buddy’s…

Cool story

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

You have this story all wrong. The R/T was pulled over for not speeding. That’s a clear violation of Dodge Law.

The Tucker 48.

Me

Why do Gawker Media writers make the best “LOL White People” GIFs?

Thanks to Tom Morningstar for the ridiculous video of me spinning on a chair. Entirely his genius.

Prediction: The two Simmons’ gesturing wildly in unison on the related stories is going to give someone a seizure.