An A-10 or two doing strafing runs up and down the Mall.

The post is sarcastic. Come on.

It's not a slam dunk at all. It's a 3-pointer, dummy.

Brabus MB B63S

Last night at the Ace cafe london

B2: "Yay!"

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Did someone say "hammered by heavy seas"?

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

"The Regera can get to its top speed of 249 MPH in less than 20 seconds."

I like women. Doesn't make me want to be a gynecologist.

Because I'm holding the camera and you're wrenching in that picture, I thought

Holy fuck I am not reading any of that.

I can predict the future. Everyone will say it's amazing but half will complain that it doesn't have a manual. Then the rest will say that this is a time-attack car so it needs a DSG only. Everyone will be blamed to be cheap and never buying new, therefore causing the death of the manual. All those who bought a new…

On what planet did I say they served the same purpose?

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

1.) Put A Sheet Over The Windshield

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

the FDNY responds to four car fires every day during winter