OH YOU MEAN THE THING I’LL NEVER BE DOING AGAIN?

NOT WELL ENOUGH DAMN IT!

I’m really really really not happy with myself for not heeding your “don’t google” advice. I’m deeply uncomfortable and very sweaty now.

You care more about this than I do most things in my life. Though I can respect the hate for something so entirely inconsequential.

This is really really dumb.

You were. Now you are not.

Is it fast?

The hottest of takes.

Unless the MTA fights the clown and pukes in the bouncy house on my birthday, it’ll never be like my alcoholic uncle.

Used to be that driving Corvettes with the top down nude through car washes on hot summer days was just a fun time, not jail time.

The premise of the Dollop is two comedians talking about absurd stories in American history that the listener may or may not know about (and to your point, they definitely have talked about some of what you’ve mentioned). This one was a bit out of the norm for their usual format in that it is far more recent, and…

“The Dollop” podcast just did an episode on them. Uber is somehow worse than I ever really comprehended.

In the case of my wife, grenade the engine on the highway and force the situation to a resolution.

This post could have been funny if done well.

The whole thing reads like an attempt at a buzzfeed article.

No, I’m good.

I’d love for a DIY article like this, written by a popular author to just pull the ultimate troll move and end the article after “Holy hell I was wrong. This could not have been easier.” No follow up, just an intro, some build up, then nothing else.

Good.

Just make the damn Cactus available in the US. That’s all I want them to do.

That 35 is an absolutely gorgeous car.