Lots of assumptions you’re making there (and an equal number of qualifiers)...we’ll see how they work out for you in Kinja-land.

I will unapologetically stand by the Viper up to, and including, these wheels.

Sweet! My dreams (of now 19 minutes) are still alive!

What the shit does “progressively responsible” mean?

This is pretty damn close to being worth the money.

This is one of the N-est Ps in a long time.

I’m not going to say anything about the truck, because to each their own, but Kid Rock rules. That is all.

Holy shit that’s beautiful.

Every car I’ve ever owned that gives me fits even though I put my time/effort/money/love into keeping them as nice and neat and operable as I possibly can.

Drew, thank you for putting the asterisk-referenced paragraph below the asterisk paragraph, and not at the bottom of the fucking page like so many others. MLA formatting be damned (maybe? I don’t know, I don’t remember much of that shit). I get dizzy scrolling my ass up and down the page trying to remember where the…

Great Irish name right there.

As someone who wants to get into riding, if I were to go with a new bike, is this (auto or manual) a good starter bike?

I want this on a shirt.

This has provided me with far too much happiness. Thanks Barry!

A different take on British Racing Green.

I’m not liking you getting greyed. I’m liking for your comment that got you greyed.

“If the NFL had any brains (unlikely!)...”

Any of the Icon 4x4s. Built like tanks, with all the original models’ flaws massaged away.

Looks like the whole lower fascia is replaceable, though it would be interesting to see how the attachment points are affected after moderate bumping/impact with other cars.

Early COTD contender and it’s barely past 8:00.