Jason, I love your writing and essentially all of your articles, but the amount of unfettered bullshit on Nissan’s end resulted in me skimming the article. This is not a detraction of you, but an agreement that that was an utter shitbox of a press release by Nissan.

The acre of door sill makes it look SUPER easy to get in and out of.

All things considered, that’s a much better outcome than it could/should have been. For as insane it is not having safer barrier there, it’s equally incredible how safe these cars have gotten in the last decade. Glad he's (relatively) alright!

Hell of a reference. And incredibly spot on.

I love Smokey Yunick’s 7/8 Chevelle.

This was enjoyable because a) I don’t really give a shit about all this anymore, it’s just a phone and b) because the thought of simultaneous aneurysms being had by Apple fans and the difficulty of android fans responding (due to their masturbation to your article) makes me smile.

I found Nemo!

fvuuuuBOOMP-brumb-brumb-brumb-brumb-vzzzzzzz

So this is what I’ll get to be stuck behind all over the Beltway next year? I guess the best I can say is at least it’s not offensively bland.

This makes me nostalgic for a time I wasn’t alive for. Good lord this is beautiful.

You seem fun!

They’re adjustable depending on time of day/traffic, the rig they have to move the barriers is actually pretty slick. I’d get you a picture, but I’m lazy.

This couldn’t have come at a better time as my fiance is looking at Chrysler 200s (new) and Accords (used, recommended by me). She doesn’t know you from Adam, and will hardly take advice from me, but I’m going to show her this anyways. Thanks in advance for the fight I’m about to get myself into!

It’s gotta be the tower at Wittman Regional (where Airventure is held). What it allows for the aviation community to perform/witness is incredible.

Wherever, Alaska with a truck is 10000x better than Whatever, USA with any amount of Bud Light

Prior to reading this, I’ve absolutely adored this car and would 10000% buy one in a heart beat. Now knowing it’s more than an acceptable vehicle, I’m a bit sad I’ll never own one (at least not for 25 years).

Tesla Model S. It would (yet again) revolutionize transportation. Elon would make it actually work and work well.

Calvin and Hobbes or get the fuck out.

Brady vs. NFL & Barstool vs. Samer

Clearly wasn’t that bad if their troops weren’t willing to stop it.