So you’re saying using my ratchet straps as a spring compressor was a poor decision?

CP on principle alone. This is by far my least favorite thing people do with these trucks. Spend the money to put an appropriate bench seat in there. I’d rather have a torn up vinyl bench seat I can cover with an Aztec blanket than have some shitty looking seats from a Suburban (or whatever the hell these are from).

Benefit of a former president working at Perkins is that Tiger Woods could/would (in theory) fuck them.

It wouldn’t be such a loss getting away from ESPN, but Fox Sports is such an utter dumpster fire with regards to motorsports coverage. I really wish they were going to NBC Sports since they’ve impressed the hell out of me with regards to their NASCAR coverage.

Grierson gives this an A-, would watch.

The service manager at Raceway Nissan told reporters that the two mechanics have since been fired, and they are “bending over backwards” to make Jones happy.

I wan’t to like this but it’s currently at 69 stars. So +1.

Playing this song is my new addiction.

I feel an utter, primal-type rage when I see these.

The top ruins an otherwise perfect livery homage.

Whatever the hell went shooting skyward after the nose hit (grass? carbon bits?) was up there for what seemed like days. Holy hell that was a wild crash.

Eh, nothing owners of the (new) RX, Rogue, etc. haven't been dealing with.

I watched a coworker driver their (boss’) off a 2’ ledge, land on the frame/drivetrain, drag it down the rest of the way, land on the rear bumper, and drive off. This was not a one time occurrence. Damn thing won’t die.

As usual, great article/story!

“Contracting the Milwaukee Bucks” sounds like a horrific diagnosis the doctor would hit you with.

THE Crazy Taxi.

Well, it was either this or ground turkey for their tacos.

“Us too!” - Josie Harris, Rihanna, Christy Mack

Welp, that looks fucking awesome.

I drive an ‘04 Wrangler, which has never not rattled, so I totally understand loving cars for (and in spite of) their charms. But what good is Kinja for if not being a contrarian?