I want to autocross this for some reason.

"Even I can't make that work."

...because there are some dumb as white folk out there...no offense.

An Alfa Romeo 164 with an electric motor in the front and 7 batteries in the trunk.

I named my '99 Dakota "Little Bastard" because it tries to kill me.

Come on now...the 164 is barely worth that without the risk of extreme electrocution when using the trunk.

A Ferrari, in the rain, on the highway, with DC drivers, crashed and caught fire?

One big difference, though, is that Mitsubishi Motors is not where the big money will be made for the Mitsu parent company. The problem is they don't have to care, and that is very much apparent throughout their lineup (I'm looking at you, Galant). It would require a Bob Lutzian enthusiasm for cars to get some more…

This is hilarious looking, impractical, probably a total shitbox, and I want it.

...and hold its fluids like a Kennedy.

Would hoon.

Zee Germans laugh at your toys:

Fur-rawri!!

He was just trying to avoid getting fired.

"I don't have one."

Why not just introduce an AWD hatchback Dart? It won't dilute the Jeep brand and an SRT-4 variant would be damn fun.

I don't know why, but this is the best thing I've seen today.

To me, it's on par with a bolt-action rifle or a pump-action shotgun: you know what caused the sound and what that sound means. It's not a clank so much as a clicking. Like a horse trotting on asphalt.

To me, it's on par with a bolt-action rifle or a pump-action shotgun: you know what caused the sound and what that sound means. It's not a clank so much as a clicking. Like a horse trotting on asphalt.

To me, it's on par with a bolt-action rifle or a pump-action shotgun: you know what caused the sound and what that sound means. It's not a clank so much as a clicking. Like a horse trotting on asphalt.