yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

How dare his legions of fans dare speak their desires that he finish the story he began?

This made my day.  Please comment on as many articles as possible.

“Help tha’ Police” (radio edit).

no one is wondering

Oh I see so it’s “dumb, disingenuous questions” that I’m asking

You could ask the same question about Deadspin’s editorial stance on the NFL, or FIFA, or the IOC, or their ongoing coverage of games played in publicly-funded stadia.

That’s not an unpopular opinion, just a stupid one.

Wow dude seriously get some fucking help you sound like a serial killer

You want another red flag? A 2.5 year “relationship” where you haven’t met the person yet.

Like sports. We have all figured out to stop watching sports and play them. That’s why there’s no more sports leagues.

Good CEOs don’t micromanage. This is a bad take.

Splitters tend to resemble the “I found a life hack- make everyone’s life difficult for diminished returns for me!” attitude. See, the chipotle order a bowl with tortilla side, order child size soda with free refills, ask for unsalted fries people are universally awful. Splitting an entree is dangerously close to that…

This is an excellent point you’ve made about the Olympic women’s ski halfpipe final.

They bent tiiiiiiiime

I’m disheartened that this got 100+ stars, because it’s one of my most starred comments ever and it is defending ESPN. 2018 looks to be just as awful as 2017.

Or, and I know this is wild, don’t let sponsors dictate your writing. I’m sure Amazon isn’t happy with a lot of the coverage that happens on GMG considering they advertise here, but thankfully sales and editorial here are separate like they should be.

FUN FACT: contrary to popular suspicion, soft-serve ice cream is real ice cream. it's just that it's kept constantly churning, rather than being churned and then popped into a freezer where it hardens a bit.

I think you might be lactose intolerant.