Malcire, shut the fuck up, racist troll.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Yeah there is. Go Pats!

Don’t leave us hanging! 

Thanks, Trump.

Swing and a miss.  You said that deadspin passes off content as their own, but then state that a link to the source is included.  Contradict much?

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

Widow: “He died doing what he loved.”

My favorite kinja is the generalized trolling of morons.

Dude. You had Dopemobile right there.

That's a first.

Absurd?  Yes.  Hilarious? Absoooolutely

I’m pretty sure they all use stethoscopes. Podiatrists. Dermatologists. Chakralogists. Jokestetricians. 

Pass me the tube of dough, my friend.

So, I am a very dumb person, and occasionally when checking out and the cashier asks if I was able to find everything okay, I realize that I have forgotten to purchase something I need. I don’t want to cause a scene, though, so I lie and say I was able to find what I was looking for. 

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Totally dude. So, when are you heading out to the fields to replace all the people we just deported? You’ve probably never worked a day in your life, and I’m sure the thought of doing manual labor sends shivers down your spine, but someone’s gotta do it.

I know this is a joke, but fuck, if this idea catches on these are absolutely the arguments you’d see on the news networks from the usual suspects.

Good day,

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