Maybe someone could tell this delicate flower he’s getting all choked up about a murderer?

You’re right.  Trying to do good things is a waste of time.

Hands down my fav beer.  

Daughters of the American Revolution 

Oh shit this all day!

Did this guy pump my gas at Circle K this morning?

personally I always thought it was Conneticunt but what do I know?

I’ve purchased, cleaned, and sorted by color hundreds of pounds of Lego off of craigslist. Worse than any detritus that needs to be sorted and cleaned (Pet/Human hair is by far the most included thing) is when they try to pass off Megablocks off as LEGO.  SMDH

Revere is a completely different city than Boston, and Cambridge.  Cambridge has the Junior Mint factory. 

Now I can’t fit through the door, and I’ll never die

Listen, I heard someone say shovel butter, vanilla, and chocolate chips in my mouth.  I’m not pre-baking my flour.

Narrator: “He went golfing instead.”

tbh same

In my “region” Dagwood’s are sandwiches in half a pita bread.

John Stewart put it best: “It’s not so much the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are playing checkers, but the Republicans are playing chess, while the Democrats are in the nurses office because they glued their balls to their thigh.”

Our bodies change and age. I used to love lamb, but now taking a single bite causes me to throw up for two days. My wife developed a dairy allergy after giving birth.  These are normal things that happen as you get older.

Also demonizing the Masons gets people to join their TOTALLY NOT MASONS AT ALL group, Knights of Columbus. 

We (the greys) shall overcome!

Nailed it!  

Nope... just a sub, but idk what actually makes it italian.  To hillbillies, it probably seems like something italians would eat?