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3/13/19 2:20PM
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Maybe someone could tell this delicate flower he’s getting all choked up about a murderer?

12/26/18 4:03PM
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I’ve purchased, cleaned, and sorted by color hundreds of pounds of Lego off of craigslist. Worse than any detritus that needs to be sorted and cleaned (Pet/Human hair is by far the most included thing) is when they try to pass off Megablocks off as LEGO.  SMDH

12/26/18 1:59PM
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Revere is a completely different city than Boston, and Cambridge.  Cambridge has the Junior Mint factory. 

12/11/18 11:06AM
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Listen, I heard someone say shovel butter, vanilla, and chocolate chips in my mouth.  I’m not pre-baking my flour.

11/28/18 3:41PM
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Right?  I’d rather watch the shit out of Iron Man 2 than any frickin DC movie.

11/28/18 2:48PM
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John Stewart put it best: “It’s not so much the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are playing checkers, but the Republicans are playing chess, while the Democrats are in the nurses office because they glued their balls to their thigh.” Read more