Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

Because they cater to fair weather weekend riders who are of an average age of 40?

That’s Jim Nantz- Phil hates the Broncos. (Not really- he is just terrible)

Fans of the Seattle Seahawks have gained a reputation at not dealing well with losing, which is weird, because they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Then you’d still be wrong.

"But if you life in Chilly Nuts, PA or Hard Nips, NY"

Carolina’s gonna destroy these guys.

They connect to a server where the in-game photos and video are located. You get one guess what operating system that server runs.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

He knows what he did.

Let’s all give Dale a call and wish him a great day of work.

Good effort!

I think you meant, ‘if you order delivery’. Takeout only puts you, the customer, at risk since you have to, you know, go get it.

You’re an idiot. First, every person on the road makes the situation more dangerous. That alone is reason enough to cancel the game. The roads need to be clear for removal crews and emergency vehicles.

A licky boom-boom down? Are we expected to 69 with Snow? Mayhaps even Eiffel 69? Is Samer looking to make Snow his Winter Boo? I don’t know. I’m scared and mildly confused. Jezebel is a weird place sometimes.

This is not discrimination against women.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Don’t listen to her. She’s just trying to steer you toward eating square hamburgers.

“And above all, don’t talk about that HGH-Manning thingajibob.”