You are a garbage person.

“Remember the Titans?”

You mean the Giants....that play in NJ...as opposed to the Bills who actually play within the NY border?

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

To thoroughly enjoy Maple Water, you have to Open Your Throat, Relax The Jaw...

Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

Jerry Jones just called the Broncos locker room to congratulate Talib on his leadership.

Oh, so just basically a dedicated rep from Fidelity, or an employee of your company, who will help you based on the goals you outline? Yeah, we have one of those too, from Vanguard. I thought you meant you had a guy/gal you paid to advise you on your 401k.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

I knew Bobby McFerrin was a goddamn liar.

I’d second that. I brew, but I think it’s maybe not the best if you don’t do it regularly. The store where I buy stuff also lets people brew on premises and they’ll help people pick the ingredients and guide them through the process, and I think the final cost is about the same as buying a couple of cases from a…

Wow, that's a pretty cool idea. I used to brew a lot but haven't in a couple years because i've gotten too busy with work/kids/life, etc....and the part that keeps me away the most is the set up/cleaning/take down, etc...which can be the better part of a day. The actual brewing is only a couple hours.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

At this point, perhaps every team should STFU.

Maybe you noticed, Simmons left Grantland months ago. A lot of good people just lost their jobs, and our industry just lost a lot of good paying work opportunities.

This is not a frittata. I don’t know how you got that this is a frittata, but it is not one. Sorry.