The joke

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

There’s a lot of pretty great misogyny in this post. Congratulations on that.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

My wife said something very similar when I complained about how it was too big.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Commissioner Rob Manfred has made it clear to all teams that should this kind of behavior continue, any offending parties will be exiled and sentenced to five years of hard labor in the gulag at Bud Light’s Whatever, USA.

not ready to call pitches full time in the bigs

Yes

Pats fan here. This isn’t true.

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Wow. You sound fun.

I’ll take Kenji’s word over Gordon’s anyday.

Smarties are gross and taste like the inside of my grandmas purse. COME AT ME.

Luckily for everyone else in the world, people who take their hobbies too seriously have no power to prevent the rest of us from trying things out. People that consider themselves gatekeepers are almost always ass hats. It’s true for Brian Mccan, and if this article is any indication, it’s true for this guy.

Eh, fuck you too, buddy!