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Which Nenninger? The bunny or Bill’s uncle?

That Herbert Nenninger is a bastard. He once ordered a hundred dozen donuts to my house!

You’re either not a parent, or you’re a dick. (possibly both)

okay thanks for stopping by

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Congratulations: you’ve made my sympathize with Patriots fans for maybe the first time ever.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

being better than you is hardly any effort at all.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

“Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*ck in it.”

Good Kinja.

Yo... I gotta start watching more soccer...

Heroes is the last time I looked forward to watching a live TV show each week. I would invite friends over and we’d watch it as it aired. DVRs were a thing, but I don’t think I quite had one yet. Season one was fantastic and a great time in my life.

Roethlisberger: “Are we going for two?”

Yes

Other reasons for not painting the gold 50s:

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL