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Trump totally knows the words to the National Anthem. He always sings them.

Tell me more about this nut-weed.

For a friend, I mean.

...That friend is my balls.

No way he smokes it, the very mild damaged it inflicts on the lungs would be too much to ask his body to bear.

“Not every aircraft keeps their genitals in the same place.”

Then how do you explain shuttlecocks?

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

In the meantime, Louisville will shell out $100,000 per month to interim athletic director Vince Tyra

if Bois/Ufford/Hall/Brisbee/Ziller/Connelly somehow figured out how to ditch SBN, I’d follow them wherever.

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.

“Since testing began in 1994, this group of dogs is the first and only to test positive for any prohibited drugs”.

Detroit is awesome. Your take is tired and shitty.

Oh, no, sir. Mercenary groups in Essos must always abide by their by-laws and follow proper procedure for fear of having their license revoked. This is all clearly laid out in Ess. Merc. Code Sec. 135.001-150aa. It’s common knowledge.

I was told there would be no math.

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

Dak, Zeke, and Dez could absolutely call his BS without involving any other teammates. I hope they do.

“Here, take my hat. My head is about to get knocked off so I won’t need it.”

I got a free year of xbox live once by calling and complaining that the code on the card they sold me didn’t work.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.