Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Working on it

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

Can’t believe you missed these guys

Now, what’s he done right let’s see, let’s see, let’s see, well...

Dusty clearly refers to Baker and is code for “my ulnar collateral ligament has exploded!”

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

i got two projectile shitting kids and a projectile vomiting wife i’m sorry for coming in hot. it’s a fucking warzone in this motherfucker.

he is racist and must burn on a public square..

I went to Ferguson during the Mike Brown protests, and I met this black woman in her 60s, who was walking from one protest to the next, carrying a bunch of protest signs. I asked to help her carry the signs, and while we walked the 3 miles to the next site, she told me all about going to civil rights protests in the…

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

Oh, honey.

Well, if you must ask a random internet stranger for a fantasy lineup advice; I don’t give a shit.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Women are supposed to exhibit emotional control on a plane because it is full of other people who did not cheat on them who aren’t really feeling an unscheduled stop in India on a flight that is already 9 to 12 hours long. Sorry, but no one on that plane was feeling sorry for her at that point.

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.

The Spurs coach cut his media availability short last night—saying that basketball was not important in light of the shooting, which happened about 35 miles outside of San Antonio.

Is this article about moon boosting?

I’m not short I’m a MEDIUM sized boy