As the parent of two small kids, eating a sandwich by myself in a quiet room sounds like a fucking excellent meal.

The Wings were up 6-2 when the brawl happened.

This is a hell of an article. Great job, Lindsey.

Go fuck yourself.

Everyone in Detroit called him that since he was only brought in with 2 minutes left, up 20

jesus HamNo, no one is allowed to wear Metcons at the Reebok Crossfit Games sponsored by Reebok.

The throwaway comment about Endless Appetizers kills me every time

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

In Ultramarathon Man, every one of his race stories seems to be “everything was going to hell but then I decided to feel good, and I won the race.” Gifted runner, but I’m not sure I’d take too much advice from him.

This column is directed to all of the high school football players who read my column, by which I mean equipment managers

My first fantasy team was a 5X5 baseball league in 1992. I don’t remember much about it except that my team had Lance Blankenship and Dean Palmer and there was a massive bidding war for Cecil Fielder.

I’m an injured runner who took up crossfit and has more or less abandoned running. Sometimes I go vegetarian for a little while. I’m able to shut down parties just by being in the neighborhood.

When Gawker is bought by some anonymous Chinese holding company, I hope they can get some decent medical coverage so Drew can finally get a backiotomy

His dad is actually Gene Wriggelsworth, the county sheriff. Two generations of Wriggelsworths protecting Ingham County. God bless America

Simms: Caesar pioneered the popular offensive strategy known as “crossing the Rubik’s Cube”

Crossfit as a business advocates for a paleo diet, but there’s certainly no blanket “you have to follow this diet” policy for every gym. My gym did a Whole30 challenge, about half the people did it and the rest of us just kept doing our own thing.

“has done admirable work to shift U.S. yogurt consumption away from thin, sugary slurry shot into tubes for mobile use”

I’ve got the same feelings I had when Bowie died. I wasn’t a huge fan of either of them, but it feels more like a personal failing of mine because what they did didn’t fit inside my brain.

My god, that illustration is amazing

The “very cynical, Gary” is just Berland’s reply to Gary Meagher, not anything directly referencing Bettman.