As the parent of two small kids, eating a sandwich by myself in a quiet room sounds like a fucking excellent meal.

The Wings were up 6-2 when the brawl happened.

This is a hell of an article. Great job, Lindsey.

Go fuck yourself.

Everyone in Detroit called him that since he was only brought in with 2 minutes left, up 20

Shawshank? Green Mile?

He looks like he should have been the lead singer of a band from 1994

jesus HamNo, no one is allowed to wear Metcons at the Reebok Crossfit Games sponsored by Reebok.

The throwaway comment about Endless Appetizers kills me every time

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

In Ultramarathon Man, every one of his race stories seems to be “everything was going to hell but then I decided to feel good, and I won the race.” Gifted runner, but I’m not sure I’d take too much advice from him.

This column is directed to all of the high school football players who read my column, by which I mean equipment managers

I was so happy they cut that plotline from the show. What a pointless drag

My first fantasy team was a 5X5 baseball league in 1992. I don’t remember much about it except that my team had Lance Blankenship and Dean Palmer and there was a massive bidding war for Cecil Fielder.

I’m an injured runner who took up crossfit and has more or less abandoned running. Sometimes I go vegetarian for a little while. I’m able to shut down parties just by being in the neighborhood.

When Gawker is bought by some anonymous Chinese holding company, I hope they can get some decent medical coverage so Drew can finally get a backiotomy

His dad is actually Gene Wriggelsworth, the county sheriff. Two generations of Wriggelsworths protecting Ingham County. God bless America

Big deal, I’ve been beating myself for 20 years

Simms: Caesar pioneered the popular offensive strategy known as “crossing the Rubik’s Cube”

Next thing you’re gonna tell me my kid isn’t the smartest most cutest specialest one oh yes he is!