Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

When I saw the news I genuinely thought, “Man, I hope Felix writes about him.”

I mean, if I assumed I was about to get thrown at again and Aroldis Chapman was on the mound, I’d start a fight to get myself ejected too.

Brandon Sanderson clears his throat, drops his latest brick of a novel on the table, and offers to finish off the series for him.

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

The Gotham Ballers, LA Superstars, Boston Rebellion, Chicago Hoopers and Dallas Dunkers are the most “video game can’t afford pro-league license”-ass names I’ve ever heard.

Being charge with intent to distribute doesn’t mean you intended to distribute. It just means you had a lot of weed on you. I’m not saying Randolph definitely WASN’T trying to turn a profit, but pose yourself the following problem:

I assume Kaep was screening his calls.

The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost
Bye Bye Lil Sebastian.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

Fuck you

You’re a typo.