Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

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That wasn’t his first...

This is a disgrace. A bunch of sweaty, jacked-up men running around Vegas, rippling muscles barely contained by their tight uniforms?

I’m drooling all over myself these comments are gonna be so good

*Because he’s fat, you see.

Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

High Life is still better.

Make America Take Again

To be fair, I’ve never hid who I am.

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

I’m the person that thinks Ok Computer is the best album of the last 35 years. When you consider who they were before and after this, and what rock music was before and after this, I just can’t put any of their other [great] records in the same place.

If they don’t call this technology “Googly Eyes,” they’re completely insane.

I get the general icks from anything to do with reporting on this issue. This is a private medical situation for Ms. Spears, and it is none of our business, ESPECIALLY since she has not complained or tried to change the situation.

Nope, nope nope! They don’t get to cry after a decades long campaign to create the exact electorate that is showing up to the polls. The risk has been there for us people of color, or women, or non white Christian heterosexual males, and as some people can attest, the danger has already showed up and literally kicked…

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal

“He paved the way for me to sign a fat ass contract with the Red Sox, bleed all over my sock, win a World Series, and then defraud the state of Rhode Island. So, yes, I owe a lot to Flood.”

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.