That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

Because a fat guy came to your home and ate cookies?

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

Cry more, tittybaby.

Fuck yourself, bigot.

I’m taken back to my brief stint as a pitcher. I was in third or fourth grade and had been selected based on the fact that I was one of a few kids who could throw kinda hard more than a few times.

I really hope it does happen at Jalopnik, just so you can have an even worse day.