Agreed. He makes Kristen Stewart look like Helen Mirren.  

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

I think whatever happens, we can all agree that when the dragons take over the earth, the only way to tell this story will be to ensure that every single time, we tell that particular scene differently, and then deny ever having told it differently before:

It seems to me that the “why” is obvious: it justifies Han shooting at Greedo with the intent to kill him because now it’s self defense. Greedo starts to say a thing that alerts Han to the fact that he’s about to shoot, so Han starts to shoot, and they end up shooting at the same time. Thus, it wasn’t murder.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

Something, something, something Uranus.

But he was too busy in the early ‘90s giving us the gift of being a perfect Brisco County, Jr.

As someone one who recently re-read about 80 issues of the Claremont-era books from his youth, I feel ya.

because the gag is always ‘he says things in a Jeff Goldblum way’)

but it didn’t feel like a Thor movie to me

I’m guessing the number of people who share your opinion is in the single digits. 

But it’s not like the spectacle wasn’t there. This was the first duel where we saw lightsabers breaking the surrounding scenery, Vader using the force to throw stuff at Luke (which was new to this film, and very much a *shit got real* moment), even those flashy Jedi jumps (with which the duel commenced). Not to…

Location secrecy protects more than the plot twists. It also protects the stars from stalkers who would do them harm and from distracting autograph hounds, protects the set and props from sticky-fingered souvenir hunters, and protects the considerable investment in the day’s work from random strangers walking into a…

Yup, and those original swordfights (IV-V-VI) were choreographed by someone who was an actual accomplished fencer, not someone who had masturbated too much over kung-fu movies: Bob Andersson, who also did the fucking epic fencing scene in Die Another Day, Highlander, Princess Bride etc..

“Luke and Vader did not have an epic fight in Empire”

Are you surprised? Michael Mantlo had to solicit donations online to pay off bills so he could bring his brother Bill home from his assisted living facility while Endgame was making billions.

(For those who don’t know: Bill Mantlo is one of Rocket Raccoon’s co-creators. He was struck by a car in the early 90's and…

Great short.

It’s almost as if life isn’t simple enough to allow us to split things into simple terms like “good” and “bad.” Though I don’t disagree with you, there are no one-sentence idioms that can truly reflect many complex situations.

Maybe it helps the next generation not commit all the same mistakes.