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OK that’s great and all but now do GARGOYLES with as many original voice actors, writers, etc. and pick up right where they left off with the story. That’s what we REALLY want, am I right

Which is an outrage.  Every knows the X-Men are all about baseball 

I think that idea comes with age and experience. Especially when and if you have kids. There is a time in your late teens though mid 30s where maybe you believe knowing something that someone else doesn’t makes you more interesting or better but, like the comic shows, you find eventually that someone saying “I never

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I would think the typical Kotaku reader has heard of the notorious Tammy and the T-Rex, but sometimes I forget that for every thousand (or whatever) people that have heard of something, one person is discovering it for the first time (insert: xkcd.jpg). Anyway, here’s one of my favorite video roasts:

I may be showing my age, but I (easily). I really dislike the modern, trope laden mess that the series has become. 

I may be showing my age, but I (easily). I really dislike the modern, trope laden mess that the series has become. 

Look, FFVI is the best of the series by such a wide margin it renders this whole question moot. It has the best and most dynamic cast, the best story, the most sweeping narrative, the best villains, and (perhaps arguably) the best soundtrack. Everyone who played it in its prime has had that experience stay with them

Look, FFVI is the best of the series by such a wide margin it renders this whole question moot. It has the best and

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

“Next logical game” and “best” are two different answers, methinks.

I don’t think any President has been a pathological liar. Regular liar, sure. But about completely unimportant, easily provable things? Constantly and with no acknowledgement of error let alone regret?

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

Republicans who will not impeach this person are the worst traitors in the history of the world.

Ready Player One, the book, was essentially a novel-length version of that Chris Farley skit where he sits tongue-tied in front of a celebrity and asks them “hey, you remember that one time when you [did that thing you’re known for]? heh, that was cool”.

Swords may be white, but Thanksgiving gifts are just weird. I’ll admit that there’s a lot of overlap between “white” and “weird,” but this isn’t one of them.

None of this changes the fact that The Walking Dead is boring as shit and basically miserable to watch.

Take it from a guy who shared an apartment with a [straight] woman he was into (and I knew how I felt before the group moved in together). Believe me when I say I empathize with you. But there are only two possible moves here: Figure out how to let it go, or move out.

The FBI warned about it 11 years ago.

Imagine the frothing FOX News shitstorm had this been Chelsea Clinton.