For all you punk-bitches that mocked me for saying that Peyton Manning is the Rihanna of the NFL who’s laughing now?

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

It’s obv he’s rambis with that suggestion that he be named GM and get to shower with the dance team

dad?

A comment suggesting “Jeter-Bush” shirts from a poster named “Moff Diver” is the best Kinja.

He may be a cheapskate, but I totally get why Jeter wants his shot to be in control. The guy spent his entire career as #2.

I hope Jeter gave him a gift basket on his way out the door.

A reasonable pov!!!

JOKE EXPLANATION FOR THE YOKEL (cue “Spanish Flea”)

I’m sure Bill Simmons is there. Expect a lengthy dissertation tomorrow about how the overly confident and not-well-liked demeanor of the Ball family relates to the Red Sox in the 2000s, the Pats in the 2000s and 2010s, the Celtics in the 1980s, the Bruins in 1990s, and the Miz when he was on the Real World. And let’s…

Would have jobbed to Leno, though...

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

They still may not be successful, but if they do live up to their talent projections (or come close to them), what level of success will they have to reach before Burnenko is forced to write an article about how wrong he was? Or will he get to pretend all those smug anti-Process articles never happened?

The thing about Isaiah is, he doesn’t even have to exit his prime to fall off next season. It’s incredibly unlikely that he’ll be able to reproduce the year he had this year, just because it was such an unlikely season. He’s an awesome player, but if he slides back just a little bit, particularly in the realm of…

I think Kazual might be on to something:

Embiid’s pic is so much better when you realize that the short guy in that pic is 6'4" and has the wing span of a Cessna.

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.