If they did they would’ve found three different Marilyn Monroe wigs

Still better than bushes

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

I thought it was the Guns, Germs, and Steel guy for the longest time.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

Three bases. Two if it’s to stop a throw. And if it’s on a ball with no chance of ending up fair, it’s a foul ball, no advancement.

automatic 2 bases for the batter

+1 sad tail at the end

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I was driving my nephew and dog around town - dog threw up, causing nephew to throw up, and then dog started eating both parties’ vomit. How I didn’t puke remains a mysterious miracle, but on the plus side, there was less to clean up at the end of the whole ordeal.

So, soup for dinner?

My four year old daughter snuck my eight year old son’s pet turtle in her little purse for a trip to Disney. It escaped and snuck under the seat. We had no clue of the shelled stowaway, so it was left in the car while we did the Disney thing. Car interiors get hot in Florida in August, especially after 11 hours.

That MVP vote just goes to show that Bill Simmons and Team Bahstahn Strahng has always been the worst.

He was coached by resident number-lover Daniel Murphy

I love all these “champions of the working man” cheering as people lose their jobs....

With talk like that, Trubisky is a proven winner in the locker room.

I do too but you don’t see me going around telling everyone.

One of the things that makes Fox's theme different (and therefore glorious) is that it doesn't have that horrible squealing electric guitar pick slide effect that the early-nineties NBC one did and that the current CBS one does. Sounds like someone threw John Williams and Motley Crue in a blender.

If you go back to the only other sports theme that I'd call iconic, Roundball Rock, it's the same structure: open big, then go into the guts of the song with the same level of intensity.

My friend and I always used to sing the middle part of the song as "Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's GOOOOOOO...."