“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Yep, that’s how the last election went. Thinking we’re too good for idiocy to prevail is definitely not enough.

Do you slap him every time? I would.

Something tells me you have vivid fantasies about BHO’s limp schwantz while brushing your teeth. Amirite?

If the jackboot fits...

I find it hilarious conservatives have no problem being fed propaganda.

How many months in jail do you get for breaking kayfabe?

They don’t have a nuke? do they?

When I was in the service I was on an honour guard and I went to several ceremonies at WW2 military cemeteries in France.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

“Stick to sports!”
—Morons

“Okay, there, I did. Now, let’s talk about how fucked up it is that we have so many shootings again.”
—Dwyane Wade

If you don’t think what Wade did tonight fucking ruled, we can’t be friends and also please throw yourself into a dumpster.

How did we become the dominant species?

As CNBC regularly broadcasts Jim Cramer, most viewers didn’t notice a difference.

And in order to prove how much he believes in clutch hitting, he didn’t vote for Jim Thome, the all-time leader in walk-off homers.

This is the Darkest Timeline’s version of “is the Dress Blue and Black or White and Gold?”

“Fuckin’ millennials.” — Jerry Stackhouse

Brady has noted to staff a few times this year that, no matter how many game-changing throws he makes, Belichick hasn’t awarded him Patriot of the Week all year.

If Belichick is forced out, what position do you think he’ll have in Trump’s administration?